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Hello! I am Ryan Fleming, a high school student living in the town of Hood River, Oregon, where I am known for my keen, intuitive mind, and my devil-may-care, ruggedly handsome looks. I am 17 years old, and a senior in high school. After high school I plan on pursuing a successful career in the coal mining industry. I currently have a job working on the Mount Hood Railroad Dinner Train. There I make food, wash dishes, and perform other all-important tasks.
About myself... Hmm... I'm ussually a pretty quiet guy, unless I'm talking shop with other hamster-lovers, in which cases I have been known to become extremely extroverted, and the life of the party. What do I look like, you ask? Well, I'm 5'8, 135 lbs, and this one really drunk customer at work told me I looked like Al Pacino. Apart from the aspect of physical appearance, I guess I do kinda look like Al Pacino. Well, now that everyone has an excellent idea what my life is like, we can move on to other things.
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Be warned, I was burned in a fire a few years back, and the scarring is still quite hideous. Luckily it was on the back of my hand, and not my face.
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When I'm not wooing beautiful women or slaving my life away on the train, I enjoy reading, sleeping, drawing, listening to music, and going out and doing nothing with my friends. Believe it or not, Hood River is not as exciting as most other extremely isolated villages in the Pacific Northwest.
Another thing that I enjoy doing during my free time is playing CheesyMUD, the funnest cyber-experience you will ever have...unless you're into porn. Just go online and look for Piper. CheesyMUD is the place to be online: great immortals, funny pranks, and more soylent green than you can shake a stick at!
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